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Summary

Perish, Rosa, and Veneno decide to make everyone sing they're very original songs.

Episode 1

perish: Hi everyone! Its prince Perish with the newest entertainment in Pyrrhia. LETS MAKE EVERYONE SING!! WITH MY CO HOS-

Glory: we get it, get on with the show ALREADY

Perish: fine, fine. Today's singer will be PERIL!! Rosa please hand her the song

  • peril reads song* 

Peril: I'M NOT SINGING THIS

Perish: um yeah you are this is MY Show

Veneno: would you like me to stab you?

Peril: FINE

  • Peril gulps then begins to sing*

Peril:  oh clay your amazing, oh clay your wonderful, i'm trying not to kill you Perish

Perish: Thats not in the lyrics!

  • peril continues singing*

peril: oh clay your the best, oh clay your unstoppable,  oh clay you saved  the world,  Your better than Tsunami an-

tsunami: PERISH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

  • Perish smirks*

peril: and morrowseer is stupid, and clay is better than the rest, he should rule the mud kingdom, tsunami is a bad dragon and Rosa would be the best queen.

  • tsunami screams in horror*

Glory: someone please behead that skywing

  • Rosa giggles*

Peril: and Clay is best, he's better than the rest, he could beat Tsunami in a duel, Cause Clay is best and Tsunami is stupid.

Tsunami: Perish did you write a song about how much better clay is?

Perish: maybe *devious smirk*

Peril: Cause clay is best, because Tsunami and glory should marry Whirlpool and-

Tsunami and Glory: OFF WITH HIS HEAD

Perish: yikes! Rosa your in charge *disappears*

  • Glory and Tsunami chase Perish with spears*

Peril: p.s. I apologize to Tsunami and Glory

Peril: i'm guessing they didn't hear that

Rosa: nope. And anyway, THE SHOW IS OVER!


Episode 2

  • Rosa and Veneno walk onto stage*

Rosa: Hello everyone! Today we will be performing in the Skywing arena

Ruby: ITS A HOSPITAL!

Rosa: er sorry. Also Perish will not be able to join us today due to a broken wing.

  • Tsunami glares at Rosa*

Veneno: and today's singer is MORROWSEER! * Veneno Smirks*

  • Morrowseer growls*

Morrowseer: I don't take orders from rainwings and sandwing cause Nightwings are sup-

Rosa: no one cares freak head

  • Morrowseer walks towards the exit then suddenly disappears*

3 minutes later

Morrowseer: ok ok i'll do it just get that Skywing away from me

  • Rosa and Veneno exchange glances*

Rosa: Perish must be really threatening

Morrowseer: i'd rather sing then listen to him yell "SKYWINGS ARE BEST" in my ear for 24 hours

  • crowd burst laughter*
  • Veneno hands Morrowseer song*
  • Morrowseer begins to sing*

Morrowseer: the dragonets are coming, they're coming to save the day, cause they know what is right, and Rainwings are the most powerful tribe and Skywings are superior, and i Morrowseer is the worst

Tsunami: ha ha the look on your face is ridiculous

Rosa: oh we're not finished *smiles*

Morrowseer: and glory is the best queen. And battlewinner is a idiot and Tsunami is a bossy, bratty seawing🎶 

Tsunami: I'M GOING RIP YOUR HEADS OFF!

  • Tsunami lunges at Rosa and Veneno then disappears*​​​
  • Morrowseer: Cause i'm tomorrowseer🎶 Cause i'm blistseer🎶 and starflight is the most powerful nightwing EVER!
  • Morrowseer does the monster mash*                                     Morrowseer: AND RAINWINGS ARE BEST AND GLORY AND STARFLIGHT ARE GREAT,  AND SUNNY IS THE BEST DRAGONET OF DESTINY EVEN THOUGH GLORY IS MY FAVORITTTTTEEEEEEEE🎶
  • Morrowseer does the horse with ants on it dance*
  • Morrowseer: SUNNY IS WONDERFUL. STARFLIGHT IS SMART. CLAY IS A HUNGRY NICE GUY. TSUNAMI IS BOSSY BUT  CARING DRAGON. AND GLORY IS UNSTOPPABLE! '''''the dragonets are coming
  • they're coming to save the day
  • they're coming to fight
  • for they know what is right
  • The dragonets, the dragonets, the dragonets hooray!
  • Morrowseer stops singing​​​​​​*
  • Rosa: and lets heard it for tomorrowseer!
  • crowd cheers!*
  • Morrowseer: i feel humiliated
  • Glory: well next time don't be a horrible dragon
  • morrowseer growls and walks out*
  • Rosa and Veneno:  AND THATS IT DRAGONS! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
  • Rosa and veneno disappear*
  • Cliff: and next week i get to chose who sings and write the song! and sca-
  • ====*BLACKNESS*====

Episode 3

  • Perish walks into pavilion*

Rosa: Hi guys! Today are show takes place at the old summer palace. and guess who's back

Perish: yep my wing finally healed and today we have a special guest. Please welcome prince Cliff of the Skywings!

  • Crowd cheers*

Cliff: and guess who sings today's song

Veneno: Cliff's wonderful  grandmother

Perish: ahem yeah whatever "makes Scarlet's spirt appear*

Scarlet: I'M NOT SINGING

  • Perish snaps his talons and Scarlet disappears*
  • 7 minutes latet*

Scarlet: Perish your lucky your a animus otherwise i'd -

Rosa: blah blah blah on with the show

  • Scarlet starts singing offkey*

Scarlet: Ruby is amazing, Ruby is GREAT,  Ruby is the best queen,  Ruby is unstoppable, cause i'm sadistic and insane and Ruby is amazing, Ruby is pretty and smart.

  • Scarlet narrows her eyes at the dod*

Scarlet:  Clay is a idiot, Tsunami is a bossy brat, Starflight is a coward, Glory is stupid and lazy, and Sunny is a overlyhyper dragon and they're all very stupid and insulting and that Rainwing did this to my face *Scarlet points at face*

Clay, Tsunami, Starlight, Glory, and Sunny: CLIFF YOU WROTE THAT?

Cliff: no of course not

Rosa: can't they just stick to the script

Perish: no 

Scarlet: and Perish is a fre-

Perish: ENOUGH!

  • BLACKNESS*

​​Episode 4

Perish; ok today no one will try to kill me

Veneno: unlikely

Rosa: Shut veneno ANYWAY FOLKS TODAY WE'RE IN JADE MOUNTAIN

Tsunami; if those kids annoy me in the slightest i'm going to rip that SkyWing's head off

Rosa: and our singers our Kestrel and queen Coral

*cheers and clapping*

Coral: thank you, thank you *waves at crowd*

Kestrel's ghost: your lucky i'm dead

*Coral starts singing*

Coral: i'm the hatchery guards grimm reaper

Kestrel: wait this is a remix of my fave song? ME MUST SING *Kestrel sings?*

Kestrel: i'm blowing up palaces like SkyWing creepers, and burn you in a swipe


Coral: i'll leave you petrified, turquoise!


kestrel: mess with me, then you'll die in the deep


Coral: i'll find your mine, i'm a mind reader. now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers.


Kestrel: oh hi, i'm a talon of peace


Coral: so nice, nice to meet ya


Kestrel: is that the time? it's time to leave

Coral: and tick tock tick tock


Kestrel; boom, boom, boom! i can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune


Coral: it's gonna make my brain go boom, boom, boom! Kestrel:i can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune


Coral: i do what i wanna


kestrel: move aside, Scarlet

Coral: i take control, then i'm gonna


Kestrel: leave a gaping hole, Scarlet


Coral: that'll take its tole


Kestrel: when i'm on a quest to invade

Coral: detonate your soul


Kestrel; FIZZ...

Kestrel; i found that enjoyable

Clay; wow you made Kestrel happy! bravo!

Tsunami: well at least you didn't make me mad

all: BRAVO

(inspired somewhat by pugley)

(here's the real song

MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP - DAN BULL - ENDING B

MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP - DAN BULL - ENDING B






Episode 5

Perish: hi guys 

Rosa: today we're at the scorpion den

Veneno: and our singers today are-

Perish: Ditzy and mumbles

Veneno: Rosa correct that

Rosa: ahem, Moonwatcher and Kinkajou

  • Moonwatcher faints*
  • Kinkajou falls off and roof*
  • Perish and Rosa look at eachother*

Rosa: actually today Greatness will be singing

Greatness: me?

Perish: yes duh *makes scroll appear in her talons*

  • Greatness inhales and starts singing*

Greatness: save our gracious queen battlewinner

long live our noble queen battlewinner

save the queen!!

send her victories

happy and glorious

long to rule over us

oh save my mother

scatter her enemies and make them fall

confound they're politics

frustrate they're knavish tricks

o thee our hopes we fix

oh save us all

thy choicest gifts in stone

on her be pleased to pour

long may she reign 

may she defend our laws

and ever give us cause

to sing with heart and voice

oh save queen battlewinner

not in this land alone

but be our mercies known

from shore to shore

make the kingdoms see

that we should unite

and form one tribe

the world wide over

from every latent foe

from the assassins blow

oh save the queen

o'er her thine arm extend

for nightwing's sake defend

our mother, friend, and queen

oh save queen battlewinner

oh grant that morrowseer

oh by mighty aid

Victory bring

may he sedition hush

like a torrent rush

rebellious Rainwings to crush

oh save queen battlewinner

Glory: did you write that?

Perish: nope thats the Nightwing's anthem

Jambu: the nightwing's have a anthem?

Rosa: i'm pretty sure Morrowseer and Battlewinner wrote it

Greatness: yeah they did

Perish: anyway, thank you for not murdering me and good bye

  • puff of green smoke appears where Perish was*
  • SCREEN GOES BLACK*

disclaimer

Remix of god save the queen. Got the idea from watching sweden vs england this morning. Bye!!

oh and by the way england lost

episode 6

Rosa: hi guys today Perish won't be joining us due to being poisoned

Veneno: which we're pretty sure the nightwings did

Rosa: so today Moonwatcher and Kinkajou are going to sing

Kinkajou: yay yay yay

Moonwater: no no no nooooooooo

Kinkajou: my name is Kinkajou and i am here to say

Moonwatcher: I'm gonna make you smile, and brighten up your day

Kinkajou: it doesn't matter now if you are sad or blue

*Rosa pushes Winter on the stage*

Winter: what on earth

Rosa and Veneno: SING!!!

Winter: cause cheering up my friends is just what Winter's here to do

Moonwatcher: cause i love to make you smile, smile, smile yes i do

Kinkajou: it fills my heart with sunshine all the while

Winter: ummmmn

Moonwatcher: can we stop now

Veneno: nope

Kinkajou: cause all i really need's a smile, smile, smile

Winter: from those ditzy and mumble

*Moonwatcher faints*

Kinkajou : i like to see you grin

love to see you beam

Winter: *mumbles* the corners of your mouth turned up

Kinkajou: is always kinkie's dream

but if you're kind of worried

Carnelian's ghost: and your face has made a frown

Kinkajou: i'll work real hard and do my best

turtle: to turn that sad face upside down

Qibli and Kinkajou: cause i love to make you grin, grin, grin

Turtle: yes you do

winter: bust from ear to ear, let it begin

Kinkajou: just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin

Qibli: and you fill me with good cheer

Carnelian's ghost: it's true, some days are dark and lonely

Winter: and maybe you feel sad

Turtle:but Kinkajou will be there to show you that is isn't so bad

Kinkajou: *hugs Turtle* there's one thing that makes me happy, and makes my whole life worthwhile

Qibli: and thats when i talk to my friends and get them to smile

Carnelian's ghost: i really am so happy (sarcasm)

Kinkajou: Your smiles fills me with glee

i give a smile, i get a smile

Kinkajou and Turtle: and thats so special to meeeeee!!!

Winter: ok now we can throw the sandwing and whatever she is in the dungeons *points at Rosa*

Rosa: I AM NOT A WHATEVER!! I AM A SKYWING RAINWING AND I'M PROUD OF IT SO IF YOU WANNA INSULT ME I HOPE YOU LIKE VENOM IN YOUR FACE.

Winter: um yep thats a skyWing cya * fleds*

Kinkajou: bye bye folks

*black screen*


episode 7

*Veneno walks onto stage*

Veneno: so um hello

Glory: what happened to Perish and Rosa?

Veneno: um dead

Ruby: WHAT

Veneno: honestly i don't know what happened to them. anyway Prince Cliff sings today a song of his choosing

*Anemone frowns*

Cliff: yay yay yay!! thank you so much MOMMY LOOK I'M GOING TO SING

Cliff: we are the dragons of the sky

and we know that my mom is best

we can fly and fly and fly

we the dragons of the sky

better queen than all the rest

she come save us from this mess

Perish: we the dragons dragons dragons of the sky

Perish: hi guys

Cliff: she said you were dead

Veneno: what i wanted to run the show for once

Perish: ok your fired

Veneno: WHAT? *disappears*

Rosa: don't try to murder us next time

*blackness*

episode 8

Perish: so after last times fiasco we're here with *drumroll* Burn of the spirtwings

Rosa: spirtwings? Really?

Perish: its perfect

Burn: perfect until i stuff your head on a pike

Perish: don't care

Rosa" well Burn you'll be singing about fluffy ponies and rainbows

Perish: *laughs*

Burn: you can't force me

Perish" buuuuut i can definitely enchant you

Burn: what? you can not

Perish: *waves talon* i enchant Burn to obey my every command

Burn: No Stop

Perish: i command you to sing your a fluffy pink pony

Rosa: i will be screaming laughter when this is over

Burn: *in the sweetest,squeakest voice ever* I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows

Perish: So yeah Burn's a fluffy pink pony

Tsunami: thank fully you've found someone else to torture

Rosa: Wonderful

Sunny: what do you plan to do with her *points to Burn who is still singing*

Perish: this *makes burn a fluffy pink pony*

KInkajou: ITS PINK

Perish: and it's mine

*BLACKNESS*

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